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This parody of a McDonald’s commercial is funny as fuck, you have to watch it.

I gotta reblog this again. NEVER. FORGET.

First of all, the loudness level made my cat’s ears go back. He didn’t know what the FUCK was going on.

Two…

This is funny as hell. I just, I lost it when she was describing the sandwich.

I will never stop laughing at this.

Let me tell you what I got bitch, I got this MUHFUCKING chicken biscuit sandwich.

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soccer is making me so tired.

i could fall asleep while standing. i’m so crashing tonight.


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A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. “Madam, what is the matter?” the hostess asked. “You obviously do not see it,” she responded. “You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.” “Be calm please,” the hostess replied. “Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.” The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. “Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, “It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sitin the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.” The hostess turned to the black man and said “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.” At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

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